so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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