yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
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