Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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