Pregnant stripper...not hot.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
operation harelip BJ is a go
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
vagina is talking i cant
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
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