Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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