My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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