is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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