no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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