How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Randomize
