like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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