one two three fourrrrnication!
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
