Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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