Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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