There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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