We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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