I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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