Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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