Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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