that's what penises do
they tell lies.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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