Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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