Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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