Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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