I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
the raccoons are back...
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