He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Randomize
