so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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