I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."�
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Help. Why am I so naked?
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