Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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