What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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