Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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