Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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