He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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