I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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