I bet he comes in French.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
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