i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Mom said you looked used
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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