hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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