Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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