People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
He passed out mid-signature
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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