I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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