Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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