you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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