And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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