So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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