we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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