i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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