better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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