So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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