And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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