My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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