Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
It's official drugs can't kill me
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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