So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
