Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Come on in and take your pants off
Randomize
